4th Street Poker Tour

Cooler Massacres the Saints

 

The prophetic Cooler made the statement before WS III that this season would be the decline of the Westside Degenerates. Turns out he couldn't have been more wrong. On Saturday at the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre III, the Cooler was able to redeem himself by taking home his 6th 4SPT win and his first Major title.

4SPT historical fact: The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre has been won by a member of the Complex Crew in each of its first 3 years. Year 1 - C-Mint, Year 2 - Complex Slim, Year 3 - The Cooler.

It was also the second year in a row that a Saint has taken his Sainthood into the Final Showdown and failed to take home their own bounty. Last year Richie Rich and this year it was Drop It Like It's Hot.

Thanks to Shock G for hosting. He's a Major hosting machine.

Final Table

1. Cooler - $280 (+$10 DILIH bounty)
2. DILIH - $140 (+$90 Al & Fist bounties)
3. Pibb - $60
4. Scrubs
5. Most ($20 Pick bounty)
6. King Richard
7. Complex Slim
8. Storm
   
   The Rest
9. Drud
10. Fist
11. Dave
12. Pick
13. Will Call
14. Machine
15. Wou-Tang
16. ALternate
17. Will Shake
18. Shock G
19. Factor
20. Richie Rich
21. First Lady

Saint Valentine's Day Massacre III

Since 2005, Complex Slim and his First Lady have ordered their merry band of degenerate 4th Street Poker Tour players to put a hit on the Winter Season's top four. This year, the 4SPT leaders are calling for the heads of the ALternate, the Fist, Sir Pick, and Dr. Drop It Like It's Hot. Will you answer the call and Massacre the Saints?

The Details
The Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre III will feature 4th Street Poker Tour regulars and will be the final battleground to determine this season's Champion of Champions.

This major tournament event will be held this Saturday, March 3rd at Shock Town. The tournament will start promptly at 12:00pm.

Entry fee is $30 ($25 to main pot, $5 to Massacre the Saints). Payout will be determined once all fees are collected.

Massacre the Saints
$5 of your entry fee will go towards a special Winter Season headhunter's bounty - Massacre the Saints. If you take any of the top 4 players* out of the game, you will earn a percentage of the Headhunter pot (based on the number of total players in the game).

• The ALternate: 50%
• The Fist: 25%
• Sir Pick: 15%
• Dr. Drop It Like It's Hot: 10%

*5th ranked Silky Smooth Nuts, JNJ, is too chicken to show up to the game.

Of course, if any of them are tough enough to survive the Massacre, they will take home their own bounty.

RSVP
You must RSVP here in order to secure a seat in the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre II. Priority seating will be given to people who have played in at least one game during the Winter Season.  

Seats

1. Shock G
2. First Lady
3. Slim
4. Richie Rich
5. Wou-tang
6. Pick*
7. DILIH*
8. King Richard
9. Will Shake
10. Will Call
11. Scrubs
12. Drud
13. ALternate*
14. Storm
15. Pibb
16. Cooler
17. Brian
18. Machine
19. The Most
20. Fist*
21. Chris
22. Dave
23. Alek?
24. Clayton
25. Factor

St. Valentine's Day Massacre II Results

Congratulations to the newest member of the 4SPT 5x club - Jeff "Complex Slim" - for taking down the Winter Season St. Valentine's Day Massacre II. Coincidentally, it was the 5 of hearts (a one-outter on the river against Richie Rich) that put him in position for his fifth win.

Congratulations to Slim, Will Call, The Cooler, CarLo-Lo, and Jun for Massacring the Saints. We look forward to seeing all of you sporting your new t-shirts Thursday, March 2nd when we kick off Spring Season '06.

FINAL TABLE

1. Complex Slimmmmm - $370 ($15 - Richie Rich headhunter)
2. Richie Rich - $175
3. Will Call - $130 ($30 - KCBP headhunter)
4. KCBP - $55
5. McCook
6. The Cooler ($15 - Ivan the Terrible headhunter)
7. CarLo-Lo ($75 - Jun headhunter)
8. Eastwood
   
   THE REST
9. First Lady
10. Storm
11. Holsey Jr.
12. The Kelvin
13. II-Pod
14. Jun ($15 - King Richard headhunter)
15. Ivan the Terrible
16. Dog's Playing Poker
17. Kato
18. C-Mint
19. The Factro
20. Mr. Pick
21. Drud Report
22. Von Sandman
23. Petro
24. Maneater
25. Scrubs
26. The Fist
27. Seattle Slew
28. Rich G.
29. Eliot
30. King Richard

St. Valentine's Day Massacre II

It was just a year ago that the rough and tumble leaders of a gang of degenerate poker players known as the 4SPT, Complex Slim and The First Lady, ordered a hit on five of their top players: Seattle Slew, the KCBP, Vonnnn Sannnndmannnn, King Richard, and High Noon. Only the Canadian Mint was able to take on the job, minting him nearly $400 and two memorial t-shirts.

Now a year later, Slim and his Lady have ordered another hit on the top 5 players of the Winter Season. Will you answer the call and Massacre the Saints?

The Details
The Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre will feature 4th Street Poker Tour regulars and will be the final battleground to determine this season's Champion of Champions.

This major tournament event will be held this Saturday, February 18th at the Complex. The tournament will start promptly at 2:00pm.

Entry fee is $30 ($25 to main pot, $5 to Massacre the Saints). Payout will be determined once all fees are collected.

Massacre the Saints
$5 of your entry fee will go towards a special Winter Season headhunter's bounty - Massacre the Saints. If you take any of the top 5 players out of the game, you will earn a percentage of the Headhunter pot (based on the number of total players in the game).

• Jun: 45%
• KCBP: 20%
• Ivan the Terrible: 10%
• King Richard: 10%
• Richie Rich: 10%

Of course, if any of them are tough enough to survive the Massacre, they will take home their own bounty.

RSVP
You must RSVP here in order to secure a seat in the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre II. Priority seating will be given to people who have played in at least one game during the Winter Season.  

Seats

1. Jeff "Complex Slim"
2. Jennifer "The Frist Lady"
3. Dino "Dr. KCBP"
4. Kevin "Seattle Slew"
5. Tom "Dog's Playing Poker"
6. Cheyenne "The Fist"
7. Keith "The Cooler"
8. Chad "II-Pod"
9. King Richard
10. Will Call
11. Brent "The Storm"
12. CarLo-Lo
13. Max Factor
14. Von Sandman
15. April "Maneater"
16. Richie Rich
17. Chris "Eastwood"
18. John "The Pick"
19. El-Bear
20. The Kelvin
21. Jun
22. Ivan the Terrible
23. Mike "Drud Report"
24. Jesse S.
25. Rich G.
26. Kato
27. Petro
28. McCook

Charles Mints a Major

St. Valentine's Day Massacre Recap

Charles “The Canadian Mint” massacred the saints two Saturdays ago in the second

4^th Street Poker Tour Major Championship. Using a nut flush to crush the King and a Canada Dry to cool off the red hot Colin, the C-Mint opened his vaults and watched as the chips flowed to the finals.

St. Valentine's Day Massacre Results

Congratulations to the Canadian Mint who used his secret weapon, Canada Dry, to help him Massacre the Saints. Not only did C-Mint take down the Tour's second Major but he also dethroned King Richard by collecting the bounty that was placed on his head.

Thanks to Zak and Nancy for hosting and helping make this event a tremendous success.

Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

One February evening back in 1929, a group of seven well-dressed mobsters working under the leadership of gangster and bootlegger, "Bugs" Moran, were were lined up against a garage wall and machine-gunned to death. Their executioners were dressed like cops, so the victims thought they were being subjected to a routine bust and offered no resistance. In fact, the hit had been ordered by Alphonse "Scarface Al" Capone and went down in history as the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre.