"I can't wait to knock you both out"
I dared to utter these words in true drunken tough fashion to the
two remaining Complex MoFos Pibb and Dogs. For some reason I enjoy
sitting at the table with Complex Crewers than anyone else (yes Slim
and/or Cooler even you donkeys). I feel more at ease talking trash to
these folks and it being understood as jest than anyone else on tour
(Note: the lack of degenerates is because I don't joke with them about
such things as they wouldn't find it funny). Also I never talk trash to
the first lady as that would be highly unproper, ahem, I hope G is
listening. Anyway to the matter at hand, another gem I dared to utter
was,
"If you knock me out I guarantee you are the toughest guy in town this week."
This line I dared to utter to that notorious unshaven tough guy Dog's Playing Poker. Not only have I never seen him clean shaven but he's so serious at the table that his toughness can't be questioned.
Anyway's, Dogs if you ever call one of my all-ins with an open-ender and catch again I will fight you at the earliest opportunity. Unshaven or not...but let's face it you'll be unshaven...and that's TOUGH AS HELL.
Latrones.
Sooooooo......who's the completely haphazard and randomly chosen "Tough Guy" for the week? Dog's Playing Poker?
actually, self-fulfilling proph, you don't joke because you're not funny!
Hey Degenerates! Joke's on you! You guys think you got my money last night, but actually I was setting you up. You think I'm The Most, loosey goosey McGillacutty! Ha! I'm actually Savory Yode, the tightest player in town!
Nickname change request---
From: 'Clayton'
To: 'Woe Is Me'
From: 'Most, The'
To: 'Savory Yode'
Posted by: Most, The | Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 12:44
All hail ye, Savory Yode!!
-G-
Posted by: Shock G | Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 13:48
So what's the completely haphazard and randomly chosen nickname change of the week? Savory Yode?
How many posts does this make that the most has thrown off topic because it wasn't about him?
Posted by: Slim | Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 13:53
Copious alcohol + Most + gift pots to all who face him = Savory Yode
I just wish I had more opportunities to get into last night's gift-giving spree, Eliosh.
Johnny C = Johnny Carson, for all of those who were there during last night's cash game to hear Pick's unCanny Carson imitation. Very good times.
Posted by: Drudus Pullo | Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 14:34
Weird wild stuff!
YES!!! HA HA! You are the great one sir!
Who took it down last night?
Posted by: Storm | Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 14:45
A bunch of people profited -- Max, Pick, Shock. They gobbled up his freely thrown chips. I still made off with $85, but hardly any of that was Savory Yode's. I think Shock was the big winner last night.
Posted by: Drudus Pullo | Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 14:56
Please do NOT be fooled my good people.......Max was by NO means a winner last night. Or ever, really. Never has been. Never will be. At least if I have anything to say about it! Isn't that right A4. Or was it KJ? Oh I know, it was the early 67-off! Oh my, so many winnings hands against Max and so little time.
Johnny C(arson) is far from a winner either. He may have left with more money than he came with, but a winner? I submit to you that he is not!! Ha!
I once again bow to thee, Sir Savory Yode. You ARE indeed my new high priest.
-G-
Posted by: Shock G | Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 15:10
I may have pushed on the evening. But I won the tourney, damnit...
Posted by: Al | Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 16:43
I should have been clearer: Max got some of Yode's chips but then promptly passed them along to G and Pick. He had horrible luck last night. Ugly, ugly cards.
Al also collected several of Yode's rebuy-after-rebuy-after-rebuy-after-rebuy chips but gave them to me later on a "I'm too tired to play anymore, I won the tourney game anyway, so fuck it, I call" call. Normally, that wouldn't have happened. I got lucky last night, unlike Max.
Posted by: Drudus Pullo | Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 16:54
how come we are getting more of a recap of a tuesday night game than we do for the thursday night games?
Posted by: the cooler | Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 17:15
Because Drud is rarely at a final table to write one.
OH, SNAP!
-G-
Posted by: Shock G | Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 17:44
This, I hate to admit, is true. Maybe cash games is where it's at. We'll see tomorrow night, Mr. G. I thank you in advance for your chips.
Posted by: Drudus Pullo | Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 20:42
The Yode has never lost money to Maxfield Scholsser, ev. Watch out for the Savory Yode tonight, people. He's a tight player with a penchant for shenanigans.
Posted by: Savory Yode | Thursday, March 22, 2007 at 10:10
1. While the Storm has never talked trash to me he has purposefully shown me a bluff to tilt me (which worked). Somehow, I think that's worse.
2. Most, G, etc - please get your own website for your cash game recaps. None of your inside jokes are funny to the rest of us.
3. Nicknames and nickname changes are only lawfully allowed as by products of sanctioned 4SPT games.
4. My weekly article will be postponed until tomorrow.
Posted by: First Lady | Thursday, March 22, 2007 at 15:24
Yode.
Posted by: Yode | Thursday, March 22, 2007 at 15:29
Drud started it!!
I think he should be fined one cigar for every 4SPT player who wants one and forced to wear something that fits him for once.
That goes for the Pick and High Priest Yode too. No reason really. I just think it's long overdue.
-G-
Posted by: Shock G | Thursday, March 22, 2007 at 15:45
I won't bother responding to Shock's junior high "I didn't do it" welping.
Jenn and others: I'll refrain from using this board to discuss outside 4SPT activity in the future. Sorry it was annoying. It's not our blog space.
:-)
Posted by: Drudus Pullo | Thursday, March 22, 2007 at 16:04
You suck up!
I'm gonna have my dad come beat up your dad.
-G-
Posted by: Shock G | Thursday, March 22, 2007 at 16:06
Dorks!
Posted by: Storm | Thursday, March 22, 2007 at 16:31