WS III Game 5 Results
The deed has been transferred and the keys have been handed over to the Maneater who earned her 5th 4SPT win last night.
There have been 6 regular season games ever held at the First Home and the Maneater has won an astounding 3 of them, that despite playing in only 4 of those 6 events.
The Cooler took home the coveted Acey Deucey prize when he called Ivan down with a pair of deuces to win with his Ace Deuce off suit. He also finished a strong second as he tried to make amends for his genius preseason degenerate prophecy.
Final Table
1. Maneater - $260
2. Cooler - $140
3. Will Call - $90
4. Ivan - $50
5. Pick
6. Bookie
7. Will Shake
8. High Noon
The Rest
9. Machine
10. Scrubs
11. II-Pod
12. Drop It
13. Drud
14. ALternate
15. First Lady
16. Shock G
17. Most
18. King Richard
19. Storm
20. Dog's
21. Jeff Not Jeff
22. Jeff Is Jeff
23. Alek?
24. Jim
25. Richie Rich
26. Factor
27. Fist
Wow, three wins at the First House in four tries, that's amazing. Congrats on a great game.
Posted by: will | Friday, January 12, 2007 at 10:11
Thank God a Degenerate didn't win.
Posted by: Drud Report | Friday, January 12, 2007 at 10:52
You're welcome.
Posted by: God | Friday, January 12, 2007 at 11:07
Great job, April! I knew Keith's chips were going to good use, after I took them from him and gave them to you. Congrats on getting the jackpot, Cooler... you F'ing calling station.
Posted by: Ivan | Friday, January 12, 2007 at 11:14
Nice, April. Holy shit, a 75% winning record at the first home? That's an outrageous stat. Can someone else host, please?
Posted by: | Friday, January 12, 2007 at 11:16
The last one was from me...
Posted by: Al | Friday, January 12, 2007 at 11:17
48 offsuit for life!
Posted by: justin | Friday, January 12, 2007 at 11:34
Uncle Cooler, I thought you were a tight player? Why the hell are you playing Acey Deucey off!? I would expect that kind of play from a Degenerate...but from a Complexer?
Regardless, I'm glad my coveted award stayed within the McHolsey family.
Posted by: Acey Deucey | Friday, January 12, 2007 at 11:53
Go Patriots!!!
Posted by: Jamie | Friday, January 12, 2007 at 12:46
April, results speak for themselves. Congrats.
Do you realize that I actually won two adequate pots off you last night. That makes my career hand success percentage against you about 5/48. I am breaking through. Cooler: You make one of the best calls in recent memory with Acey duecey no less, and you do not close. Very disappointed. Richie:??? Most:1450 tilt all in. TERRIBLE!
Posted by: Pick | Friday, January 12, 2007 at 19:27
Johnny Collins: You are a retard.
Posted by: Eliot | Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 15:11
I will take that as a compliment...tilt.
Posted by: Pick | Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 23:02
Feel free to sing along... (download me)
Johnny,
I'm just buildin you up (buildin you up),
Buttercup, Johnny, just to knock you down (knock you down),
And mess you around,
And then worst of all (worst of all),
You've never won a season, but you say you will (say you will),
And I've won three.
I own you (I own you),
More than anyone darlin',
You know that I have from the start.
So I'll build you up (build you up),
Buttercup, then break your heart.
"I'm gonna win this week"
You tell me time and again,
But you don't,
I wait around and then,
I goto to the website,
I can't take any more
It's not you.
You let me down again.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
Johnny, Johnny, try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!)
A little game, and it'll make you happy
(Hey, hey, hey!)
I'll be home,
I'll be on the website counting my twelve wins
You've only... Got eight...
I'm just buildin you up (buildin you up),
Buttercup, Johnny, just to knock you down (knock you down),
And mess you around,
And then worst of all (worst of all),
You've never won a major, but you say you will (say you will),
And I won the last.
I own you (I own you),
More than anyone darlin',
You know that I have from the start.
So I'll build you up (build you up),
Buttercup, then break your heart...
Posted by: Richie Rich | Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 01:03
I have to say, that is absolutely gorgeous!!
Rich, I am seriously impressed.
The only thing that upsets me is that I didn't come up with it first.
Johnny, the gauntlet's been laid down. Do you have the moxy to step up to the plate and hit the ball out of the park, or are you going to let me take all of you down, despite missing multiple weeks this year?!?!
Are you going to let your own roommate take you to school this season?!?!
And are you going to bow down at the feet, once again, of the man named after a cancelled 80's childrens television cartoon?!?!
Oh, the horror that must weigh upon you on a daily basis. I only wish we could all relate.
Rich, pure genius. Consider me both your Cadbury AND your Professor Keenbeen today. (But just today, of course. Don't get TOO into yourself just yet. I'm still in the lead. HA!)
-G-
Posted by: Shock G | Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 10:27
Rich... that's the bee's knees
Posted by: the cooler | Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 10:47