It was just a year ago that the rough and tumble leaders of a gang of
degenerate poker players known as the 4SPT, Complex Slim and The First Lady, ordered a hit on five of their top players: Seattle Slew, the KCBP, Vonnnn
Sannnndmannnn, King Richard, and High Noon. Only the Canadian Mint was able to take on the job, minting him nearly $400 and two memorial t-shirts.
Now a year later, Slim and his Lady have ordered another hit on the top 5 players of the Winter Season. Will you answer the call and Massacre the Saints?
The Details
The Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre will feature
This major tournament event will be held this Saturday, February
18th at the Complex. The tournament will start promptly at
Entry fee is $30 ($25 to main pot, $5 to Massacre the Saints). Payout will be determined once all fees are collected.
Massacre the Saints
$5 of your entry fee will go towards a special Winter Season headhunter's bounty
- Massacre the Saints. If you take any of the top 5 players out of the
game, you will earn a percentage of the Headhunter pot (based on the number of
total players in the game).
- Jun: 45%
- KCBP: 20%
- Ivan the Terrible: 10%
- King Richard: 10%
- Richie Rich: 10%
Of course, if any of
them are tough enough to survive the Massacre, they will take home their own
bounty.
RSVP
You must RSVP here in order to secure a seat in the Saint Valentine’s Day
Massacre II. Priority seating will be
given to people who have played in at least one game during the Winter Season.
Seats
- Jeff "Complex Slim"
- Jennifer "The Frist Lady"
- Dino "Dr. KCBP"
- Kevin "Seattle Slew"
- Tom "Dog's Playing Poker"
- Cheyenne "The Fist"
- Keith "The Cooler"
- Chad "II-Pod"
- King Richard
- Will Call
- Brent "The Storm"
- CarLo-Lo
- Max Factor
- Von Sandman
- April "Maneater"
- Richie Rich
- Chris "Eastwood"
- John "The Pick"
- El-Bear
- The Kelvin
- Jun
- Ivan the Terrible
- Mike "Drud Report"
- Jesse S.
- Rich G.
- Kato
- Petro
- McCook
sign me up
Posted by: Jun | Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 12:31
I'm in.
Posted by: Kelvin | Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 12:32
I'm available if you guys will have me... easy money for all!
Posted by: Ivan | Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 13:31
Count me in, if you've got room.
Posted by: Mike "Drud Report" | Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 14:19
I wanna play!!!
Posted by: Jesse Singer | Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 14:23
I wanna play too!
Posted by: Rich Greenhill | Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 14:29
Count me in.
Posted by: Kato | Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 21:54
Big ups to Complex Fatty.
Posted by: John "Mr. New Mexico" Chism | Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 11:31
Jeff,
I will be there for your little "get- together" on Saturday. Please send the town-car to Oak St. 20 min. prior to start. stakes covered so just choose me the seat 1 table 1 and i'll sit in with u scrubs for awhile. regards,
Dr. Kansas City Bakini Patrol
Posted by: DR. KCBP | Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 11:59
the above post has been edited by
Honkey Publishing
Posted by: Dr. | Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 12:01
I'll play. I can host a table too...
Posted by: Petro | Friday, February 17, 2006 at 01:30
Slim,
Seeing as there is room, my roommate would like to get in on the Massacre. His name is McCook.
Storm
Posted by: Storm | Friday, February 17, 2006 at 15:15
Is there room to bring a guest? If not, it's cool... I'll still be there for Rich to double me up 3 times, then squander those chips away, and the 4th time he can take me out and collect the bounty.
Posted by: Ivan | Friday, February 17, 2006 at 16:40
unfortunately work beckons saturday evening so i can't play this time around...I'll try to swing by early though and put a hex on all you non-honkeys!
Posted by: Drop It Like It's Hot | Friday, February 17, 2006 at 17:09
coming fromway down south hopeing for a seat
Posted by: scrubs | Saturday, February 18, 2006 at 11:03